"Yeah, well, this way I can brag that I was terrorized by a badger for like weeks and I survived without even any scars. It isn't like anyone else can boast that," he pointed out, moving from one eye to the next. "Close that eye, will you? And look, it's not even like anyone can blame you for the stuff you didn't tell me. I mean, shit, we've all got secrets. Some are like way bigger than others, big deal."